| When the founding fathers repeatedly referred to | | | | task all the easier. |
| God through various flowery and reverent terms in | | | | When a liberal steeped in political correctness |
| the Declaration of Independence, there was a reason | | | | approaches you and wishes you "Happy Holidays" |
| for it. The reason is that they believed in God as | | | | you simply respond by saying, "And a Merry |
| men of deep Judeo-Christian faith. | | | | Christmas to you." |
| When George Washington prayed at Valley Forge he | | | | When the liberal chides you for being so "exclusive" in |
| did not do so just because he thought that it might | | | | your greeting, you simply again wish them a "Merry |
| have been a novel idea. No, there was a deeper | | | | Christmas". |
| reason for it. That reason was his Christian faith. | | | | When the liberal complains that you are being |
| When the founding fathers as one proudly proclaimed | | | | "insensitive" by not including all faiths in your wishes |
| in writing upon signing the United States Constitution | | | | of good tiding you yet again wish them, this time |
| that they did such "in the year of our Lord", they did | | | | with a smile, a "Merry Christmas". |
| not do so for window dressing. They did so because | | | | When the liberal points wildly at the beautifully |
| they all believed in some way in the Christian God. | | | | decorated tree in the town square and shouts, "Don't |
| When John Adams stated boldly that the | | | | you see the 'Holiday Tree'?!?" you get an even bigger |
| constitution, "was made only for a moral and religious | | | | grin and say, "Yes, I see the Christmas Tree." And |
| people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of | | | | then again wish them a "Merry Christmas." |
| any other," he didn't just blurt those words out. No, | | | | Now, red faced and distraught, the liberal will start |
| he said them because he, like so many others | | | | demanding answers to other questions trying in vain |
| believed in God and had engrained that faith into our | | | | to escape from your clutches and the horrific |
| country and our founding documents. | | | | experience you are putting them through. When they |
| Now, I could go on and on and spend this entire | | | | ask you through foaming spit if you even understand |
| article citing historical examples that tie the | | | | how Jesus was not even born on December 25th. |
| Judeo-Christian faith into the very fabric of America. | | | | You just smile and say, "I know and Merry |
| But what I would rather do is make a joyous | | | | Christmas." |
| suggestion to everyone. That suggestion is to do | | | | When the liberal raises his or her voice to a fevered |
| your civic duty this Christmas season and annoy a | | | | scream and asks you if you even know that this |
| liberal. | | | | "Christmas" thing used to be a pagan holiday, you |
| How? Well I am glad you asked! Annoy them by | | | | just keep smiling and say, "Yes," and quickly follow |
| subjecting them to a torture that is so unbearable, so | | | | with, "Merry Christmas." |
| repulsive, so unmentionable in polite company that | | | | When he or she threatens to call the police on you |
| you will no doubt be hearing rumblings from the | | | | for harassing them by refusing to stop saying "Merry |
| United Nations about how it should be made illegal. | | | | Christmas," you swell with pride and say, "Good, then |
| Am I talking about waterboarding? Heck no. I am | | | | I can wish our law enforcement a Merry Christmas |
| talking about something far worse. So please, | | | | too!" |
| consider Christmasboarding a liberal while you still can. | | | | At this point you will hear a loud "pop". That is the |
| What is Christmasboarding? | | | | sound of the liberal's brain burning out and you will |
| It's quite simple really. Anytime a liberal approaches | | | | see a blank stare cross their face and they will |
| you in the coming days and wants to deny reality | | | | collapse into the fetal position, begin sucking on their |
| this Christmas, you simply hit them over the head | | | | thumbs and muttering over and over, "Separation of |
| with the truth. The great thing is that you don't | | | | church and state ... I will not recognize religion exists ... |
| actually have to tie them down to do this because | | | | the ACLU will save me ..." |
| they will be so incensed with their own outrage that | | | | And then you can just walk away and search for the |
| you would dare put reality before them that they will | | | | next liberal to Christmasboard. |
| be paralyzed and unable to move. Thus making your | | | | |